The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Chunky or creamy, innie or outie, hot or cold, tall or short, spicy or mild, text or call, sweet or sour, clean or dirty, gentle or rough, baked or fried, wet or dry, pizza or pasta, confetti or glitter, loud or quiet, elbows or knees, sparkling or still! Whether life serves you lemons or lemonade, give yourself a kiss today, 'cuz honey you were born some way.

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Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

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As we enter the final lead-up to Easter Sunday, let us all reflect on the many blessings we have in our lives, including the magical marshmallow carbohydrate bombs: Peeps. This Lent, download CruciPeep from the App Store and join Peeps devotees from all across the globe in our special 2025 Bald & Beautiful CruciPeep Challenge! For the week leading up to Easter, make Peeps a part of every single meal while you pray to the nutritional gods of Red Dye #3, Carnauba Wax, and Potassium Sorbate. From Peepgels (Bagels with melted Peeps in place of cream cheese), to Peepuna Melts (Tuna Melts with melted Peeps in place of mayonnaise), to Peepzas (Pizzas topped with Cinnamon Churro-flavored Peeps), there's something for everyone this Lent! Join celebrities like Trixie Mattel, Katya Zamo, Gwen Stefani, and Starship Troopers' Casper Van Dien in prostrating yourself before the golden Peeps gods, lest we feel their sugary wrath!

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Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT

To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT

Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast

If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com

If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast

To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com

To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: https://workinggirlsbook.com

To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com

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In a world where Amish tradition meets secular temptation, six Amish youths will be tested like never before. Watch as these impressionable young adults from Lancaster County are thrown into the outside world where their innocence doesn't stand a chance. From the barn to the bar, this ain't your Uncle Jedediah's Rumspringa. This Summer, Tee-El-Cee Network presents a journey from farm to filth. Stop churning that butter and throw away that bonnet: it's Extreme Rumspringa! Sundays at 9, only on Tee-El-Cee.

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp! Give online therapy a try at https://BetterHelp.com/BALD and get on your way to being your best self!

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Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT

To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT

Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast

If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com

If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast

To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com

To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: https://workinggirlsbook.com

To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com

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Is your spouse sick of your night terrors involving narrow driveways and parallel parking? Does the thought of merging onto a freeway during rush hour make your perineum perspire? We here at The Bald Driving School are here to help. With dozens of days of driving experience, our two instructors will guide you through blinkers, beeps, blind spots, and barefoot driving techniques. The Bald Driving School: if you "Can't" drive, we'll teach you so you "Chaka Khan"!

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Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://Zocdoc.com/BALD to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today!

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Support a balanced gut microbiome and get your gut going with Ritual’s Synbiotic+! Get 25% off your first month at https://Ritual.com/BALD

Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT

To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT

Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast

If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com

If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast

To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com

To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: https://workinggirlsbook.com

To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com

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Dearest Trixie and Katya fans: it has come to our attention that ye, the huddled malodorous masses of the proletariat who worship at the altar of our eternal magnificence, have come to the falsely-held belief that encountering us in a public space grants you the privilege of speaking to us, thereby forcing us to acknowledge your meager existence. In many cases, the most squalid amongst you have risen to unbelievable heights of insolence and requested that we engage in the appallingly putrid act of taking a photograph with you. It is this transgressive act that has forced us to make the following public declaration: moving forward, we shall no longer tolerate such disgusting displays of impertinence, for we have ascended to a plane of existence that your feeble minds cannot even begin to comprehend. We have spoken. Let it be done. (PS - we actually really love you, and Katya specifically wants to thank you for tuning in so the ad revenue will grant her the ability to live her life sans black mold)

To support Trixie's friend's fund that is designated for the support and development of male early childhood educators, head to: https://www.nextdoormke.org/belikemike/

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Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/BALD10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $25 discount

Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT

To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT

Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast

If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com

If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast

To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com

To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: https://workinggirlsbook.com

To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices