My Safe Word Is More Podcast

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Corinne talks Survivor 50 and House of Villains. Al has some stories from the road as he returns to life as a stand-up comic.Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alright swimmers, time to pull out your rubmaps and find your way to paradise. That’s right guys, today we are talking about massages. Whether you’re on board the Lingham train, the Gouda express or the Tantric local, they all arrive at the same “spot”.

Our girl Corinne also learns that even close friends have side hustles we are unaware of… and let’s just say, “every day we hustlin’.”

Of course we found time to discuss the pros and cons of a Grindr Yelp! review that left us with (mixed) reviews.

All that and more in a super fun episode.

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Who’s got jokes? I’ll answer that one — not your primary care doctor. There’s a time to joke around and there’s a time to be serious. Unfortunately, our girl Coco got her times mixed up. But fortunately for us, it is hilarious.

In this episode, we learn about medical procedures and filling out medical forms in perpetuity until you need to see a psychiatrist as well. Our SWIMMERS will also be excited to find out that there are some people that make major medical decisions based solely in the interest of vanity.

This episode serves to highlight, one undeniable fact even in the face of harrowing circumstances, you can always rely on doctors to have no patience… Get it?



No patience (patients).



Doc didn’t like that one either.



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How do you take your water -- sparkling or flat? Piping hot? Coming right up. Your entree? Bits of bread. No, it’s not your birthday in prison labor camp, it’s actually the preferred meal of one of our favorite SWIMMERS. We also learn that of all of the possible codes that open the Kaplan safety deposit box: I-LOVE-YOU is not one of them. Finally, we learn that there is at least one day of the year where it’s better for a woman to be packing “10.5” than it is for a man.

This is one for the ages!

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