Shutdown Fullcast

• This episode starts with "Vatican III is for dogs," if you want to set your expectations ahead of time
• The Haint is also feeling EXTRA festive, so just prepare yourselves spiritually for that
• We are minus one Ryan this week and plus one Victoria Zeller. Double celebrity author show!! Pre-order Victoria's book here, if you're a ball-knower or would like to be perceived as such: https://victoria.monster/#bookdrive
• Charity Bowl results are in! Y'all blew us away! You can see the results at moneycannon.org. LET US NOW SING THE PRAISES OF THE MATTIVERSE
• It's NFL Draft week, apparently, so we're drafting discontinued fast food items
• This is an exercise that seems harmless enough but results in a confession from Spencer more horrifying than any Ricky Gervais voice he's ever done
• Spencer crosses the bar
• An unexpected wildlife encounter at Holly's place provides us with a rare unintentional cliffhanger
• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell Powell
• Check out Surbers band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
• Sign up for update's about Ryan's secret new project at falconscottproductions.com
• Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
• DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

- Welcome to Charity Bowl week, now featuring new tools to track how badly you're beating your rivals at https://www.moneycannon.org/

- The questions mainstream media isn't asking about Steve Belichick - Finding coaches with overly long Wikipedia career summaries

- The Cursed Island of the 2007 Atlanta Falcons

- Maybe this is the Charity Bowl stretch goal Spencer will fulfill

- This week's theme song by Trey McClure

- Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz

- Sign up for update's about Ryan's secret new project at https://www.falconscottproductions.com/

- Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/

- DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

• Ryan shares a bold vision of the future for EA Sports' flagship college football property
• Final Four Recap
• Which teams in what sports do we think we could coach to a precise .500 record in one season?
• A refresher course for fired coaches
• The 2025 Charity Bowl begins on April 14
• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell Powell
• Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
• Sign up for update's about Ryan's secret new project at falconscottproductions.com
• Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
• DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

• Holly contemplates some recreational tree surgery
• Meet a new Lady Uncle
• Major League Baseball injury report
• Requisitioning elements of other sports to build a better or at least more interesting form of college football
• Merch Madness totals announced and new PTKU initiative unveiled!
• The 2025 Charity Bowl begins on April 14
• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Nick Kivi
• Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
• Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
• Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
• DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

• Ryan shares his bold new vision for personal banking
• Spencer gets a new nickname
• Yes, Venom is also in this episode. You're welcome
• A dive into the lore of Gatorlode®
• "How do y'all vomit?"
• This will eventually be known as "the Halle Berry episode" for a couple different reasons, and we're confident you will be surprised by both of them!
• Tips for Men: Maximize productivity in your morning routines!
• Is This Movie A Sports Movie? <--- discuss
• It's Merch Madness time! What's that mean? Several things! First, we've got some new items up in the Shutdown Fullstore (www.preownedairboats.com) celebrating Protect Trans Kids University
• But that's not all: From now through the end of the month (that month is March 2025), ALL proceeds from our store – PTKU gear, Antioch the Birthday Spider greeting cards, everything – will be divided evenly and donated to Trans Lifeline (https://translifeline.org/), the Transgender Law Center (https://transgenderlawcenter.org/), and Point of Pride (https://www.pointofpride.org/)
• The celebration won't stop there; more about that at the end of the month
• And coming up next month: The 2025 Charitibundi Bowl begins on April 14
• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Becca Lynch
• Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
• Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
• Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
• DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/